Tuesday, August 24, 2010

On benders

Patient presents to ED fearful of his life following "assault" by a prostitute.

Background: Patient was sad and bored and went on a 2 week binge during which he partook* of alcohol, illicit drugs and prostitutes of over $6000 worth.

What a dude.




*isn"t that an awesome word?

1 comment:

KT said...

Haha, the other week had a patient presenting with 'increasing paranoia' - the Gov't was out to get him.

Took every ounce of control in me not to say "I know - your file was quite detailed and I'm sure they'll be happy we're finally bringing you in..."